Effortless Luxury! The Bacchanal takes Flight
Perugia, Umbria
05.12.31148 10:41 UMT
Today, the capital’s richest patrons have a new retreat from which to escape the hustle and bustle of Perugia! Floating serenely amongst the penthouses and party yachts in sky above is the grandest pleasure craft to ever have been completed; the brand new, state of the art Bacchanal.
While the luxury airships of the Republic’s elite are nothing new, the breathtaking size and extravagant finishings of the Bacchanal make all that come before pale in comparison. There are over twenty private rooms, each with their own specific amenity. It's also rumored that there is a full scale nightclub in the heart of the vessel!
But most impressive of all is the exterior of the vessel! It is coated in sheathes of micro-fine optic meshing, which, when joined with over four hundred pin-light sensors, allow the Bacchanal to evaporate into its very surroundings!
The vessel's management firm says its purpose is both artistic and practical. Any scene could be displayed on its surface, while blending in with the clouds would make it nearly impossible to locate visually.
Good luck would-be party crashers!
The mega yacht was financed and will be managed by the Ebernos Group, who have grown from obscure engineering firm into a universally recognized luxury brand through aggressively catering to the needs of the upper class.
“Today Ebernos has taken a bold step into the future,” a spokesman said. “The Bacchanal will provide the Capital’s elite with a refuge from the prying eyes of the paparazzi and the tightly packed masses of the public. Here they will find a one of a kind experience which will exceed even their exceptionally high standards.”
Ebernos has stated that access to the vessel will be tightly managed and available to members and their guests only. Membership is strictly limited, and these slots, rumored to be less than three hundred, are being auctioned off at astronomical rates.
An insider with knowledge of one applicant’s experience stated that the applicant’s bid fell in the nine figure range, and still may not be sufficient to guarantee membership.
But will that stop Umbria's richest and most famous? Of course not!
The uber wealthy don’t seem to mind such hefty fees to secure their spot in the most exclusive of private clubs. It may even go so far as to explain the recent depression of high end real estate prices, as would be members look to turn vacation homes into cash.
While your humble reporter can only dream of what the interior of this majestic vessel must be like, we look forward to the delicious intrigue and the scandalous tiffs that the Bacchanal will surely bring!